Using the powers of social media, Twitter in particular, I managed to blag a contribution into a Guardian article today. After seeing the journalist tweet that they needed to speak to current students about what they wish they’d known before coming to University, I tweeted back and emailed a small, lighthearted snippet that evening. It arrived in print in the Education Supplement and online this morning and can be found here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2011/may/17/university-guide-student-advice?INTCMP=SRCH
What arrives in print and online has, of course, been edited down, so I thought I’d post my original response on my blog. I’ve received a few comments today from disgruntled Shackelton boys who I lived with in Halls. I do apologise chaps, in true journalistic style, a few points made may have been slightly exxagerated for effect…
Hindsight, as I tell myself when I’m approaching an essay deadline, is a wonderful thing. If only I’d thought to start this earlier, if only I’d known this before Uni.
But as well as wishing I’d foreseen my 3am coffee and chocolate digestive addiction before coming to University, I also wish I’d known the following:
- Societies Fairs are there to steal the beginnings of your student loan. The bombardment of sweets, pens and stickers are just a ploy on behalf of hungry society committees to get you to pay annual membership fees. To say that joining all of the drama societies in first year – and parting with lots of pennies – is a regret, would be an understatement; if only I had known that only the ‘Drama Kids’ actually got into the plays.
- I also wish I’d known what a class shock University would be, perhaps just so that I could have prepared more. Living in the most expensive halls merely for an en-suite bathroom meant that losing my South London (ish) accent would have to happen very quickly. And as the only one in my flat of eight without a ‘Gap Yah’ behind me and a Private School on my personal statement, perhaps I would have fitted in better in the cheaper halls – the boys were better looking in those anyway…
- I suppose the biggest advice I wish I’d had before coming to University would be that everything would be alright in the end, and that if it wasn’t alright, then it wasn’t the end. And I wish that someone had told me it would all go so fast. And that spending hours making vodka jelly never, ever works.